Next week, on a Very Special Episode of the acclaimed Ubu Panoozi

*cue dramatic music* One dream, of fail. One hope, one ambition, a cornucopia. One person who absolutely can't write dramatic scripts.

This… is Ubu Panoozi. Coming soon to an Internet near you.

This empty blog is trying to tell you something. It's telling you that we have sufficient funds.

While choking back the dust, this blog is breathlessly telling of birthday money, hoarding, equaling a prized amount.

And untold riches…

But mostly that AYAME HAS ENOUGH MONEY TO START PRODDING HER PARENTS ABOUT GETTING A WEBSITE AND OH SHE'S ALSO BEEN WORKING ON A TERRIBLY DONE LAYOUT AND WE MISS YOU RELITH.

That is all.

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I bet you totally want to tune in for the season premier! I have some dumb ideas up my sleeves that are sure as toast going to play a part. There will be no initial affiliation scrabble. We will be unpopular and affiliates will be unopened. Popcorn will be provided and dust will be blown.

Stealth plots will almost certainly be made to lure Relith back for unknown, possibly sinister purposes that absolutely do not involve coding. (No, really.)

"We just want her for the lulz," Ayame, an Internet resident, claims. "We had good times, you know. She [Relith] used to draw cats. And she used to spazz. These were attributes we could trust."

"Yep, good times," recalls resident Lea, with a glazed look on her face. She goes on to comment that the times she had with Relith were awesome and "shiny".

"I'm not actually saying this," adds Lea. "It's actually Ayame typing this, but, hey, you know, I would totally be cheering Relith on about now. Really."
Relith was unavailable for comment.

As of press time, opening dates are unknown.