Ubu Panoozi is mostly about Pokemon. Pokemon is love, and besides, my love for Naruto isn't at a particular strongpoint; there will be a few other things but mainly Pokemon. Pokemon sites are really versatile anyways (it could be comics about Pokemon without specific canonical characters and such).
Also random funny thing: I was looking through a text book dawdling, not doing work and devising historical crack pairings, and stumbled upon a picture of a Noh mask. There were two, and I found myself admiring the peculiar triangular eyebrows on one. The other had normal eyebrows, but this one was cool-looking. I liked how the eyebrows, a dark silvery color, shone- hey, wait a minute! It turns out that someone- the former owner of this textbook, no doubt- had penciled in the artistic brows. Wow.
This particular former owner seems to think that they can get away with whatever scribbling they want. I beg to differ, Mysterious Former Owner! Your villainous defacement will stop for good once I- well, tell the world about your evil, disrespectful, triangular-eyebrow-marking ways. See how your plans are unraveling around you? Not so proud now, Former Owner, nor when the police show up at your door to apprehend you, sirens blaring. I am your nemesis, for I am The Eraser, proudly rubbing out all humorous vandalism! Ha! Foiled!
"Darn you, Eraser! My plan was brilliant, and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you and your meddling drawing-spotting powers!"
"Thank you, Eraser! The day is saved!"
"All in a day's work. Now, go back home while I talk to the police, for this has been another victory for… The Eraser! Completely normal student by day, vandalism-fighting tattletale by night!"
Yep. Oh, don't tell me you haven't had dorky superhero fantasies like that one. Don't tell me that, for we all have. Deep in our hearts.
I seem to have scared you off. Oh, well.
"Holy toast, Eraser! The Former Owner is wreaking havoc on the medieval Japan pages!"
"Looks like a job for… The Eraser! Guardian of all things textbook!"
"Ha, ha, Eraser. You think you're so clever, but you've really fallen into my trap. Now, I will proceed to tell you my evil plan while doodling all over your precious textbooks."
"You can't win, Former Owner… I won't let you. NO, NOT THE TEXTBOOKS! YOU DEVIOUS VANDAL."
"Ha ha, and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it."
"On the contrary, Former Owner, looks like the joke's on you!"
"What the-? How did the Eraser slip out of my hands? HOW?"
Et cetera. Now, if you need me, I'll be saving the illustrations.
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